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Aug 21

quote I felt like sleeping for five years but they wouldn’t let me.

— Charles Bukowski, Ham On Rye (via ipsissima-verba)
Aug 21

I feel ridiculously guilty when I have sick days even though I’m really sick.
I think people are thinking I’m a slacker, or pansy.
But I just realised, shit, I was dragging myself to work in rediculous pain with swollen legs. So I was on the verge of tears just walking for 2 months. I didn’t get a freaking “badass medal” for being a trooper. I didn’t get better by dragging myself about & its still not back to normal.
If I’m not 100% better in the morning, I’m not dragging myself there with aches and coughing my guts up. I’m staying in bed & getting better.
Stupid brain with your overreactive conscious! Look after yourself you noob.

Aug 21

kaidonovskied:

MARVEL WOMEN present:

"My feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit"
Flavia Dzodan 

Aug 21

kateordie:

I can’t overstate the importance of this movie, and specifically this exchange.

Aug 20
You think I’m not a  g o d d e s s ?
Aug 20
yungmethuselah:

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?
*sigh
If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email FindAtaui@gmail.com
Again, I feel this begs to be said again: Black. Lives. Matter.

Jesus. Please boost this.

yungmethuselah:

basedjane:

Supermodel Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days, y’all. Had it not been for Roblé’s post, I wouldn’t have heard anything. 10 Days and NOTHING in the media?

*sigh

If you have seen her or know anything concerning her disappearance, email FindAtaui@gmail.com

Again, I feel this begs to be said again:

Black.
Lives.
Matter.

Jesus. Please boost this.

Aug 20
interstellarmage:

shaolinonline:

Shaolin Kung Fu DVD Video
Shaolin Two Fingers Zen Kung Fu
Reblog, INSTANT FOLLOW BACK

The caption must’ve gotten cut off but it only makes me imagine a serious narrator voice explaining what Si Xingsong is about to do but just stopping in an amazed silent “woah” before he gets to finish.

interstellarmage:

shaolinonline:

Shaolin Kung Fu DVD Video

Shaolin Two Fingers Zen Kung Fu

Reblog, INSTANT FOLLOW BACK

The caption must’ve gotten cut off but it only makes me imagine a serious narrator voice explaining what Si Xingsong is about to do but just stopping in an amazed silent “woah” before he gets to finish.

Aug 20
Aug 20

indieannajones:

Seriously, what the police are doing is not “bad”, it’s illegal.

There is a reason why people are raging mad at this situation, and it’s because it’s a blatant violation of basic human rights.

If you don’t understand that, then you are part of the problem.

Aug 20

pomegranateandivy:

canisfamiliaris:

gamzees-hole:

razzretina:

sarahsellaphix:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

Aug 20
Aug 20

angelophile:

Katniss Everdeen photographed by starrfallphotography on Deviantart.

Cosplay by Aspen of White Rabbit Cosplay and Photography.

Aug 18
Aug 18

Hmm

This job isn’t my calling. I want more then this.
* But it helped me buy this baller lounge F yeah!
* N I can afford to help out a charity. So that’s pretty neat.